IDUL AUDIT 😂😅😆

Dul:  Kabayan…KABAYAN…  😉        UDAH BANGUN ……klutuk Jakarta.. eh klutuk jaladara dah mo nyampe… 😐

         Lu….. sih ada ada ajah…jadi caleg juga kagak..malah mimpi jadi perempuan..😀😁

Den bagus: Nah.. nanti kita ke pasar kambing, cari kambing jantan yang sehat besar dan bersih

Kabayan: KAMBING JANTAN itu judul novel raditya dika ya…☺

Dul : iya.. betul..sekarang kita cari kambing jantan beneran buat hari raya idul qurban.😑

        Idul adha atau hari raya idul qurban bertepatan dengan bulan dzulhijjah / bulan haji setelah berpuasa sunah 9 hari ( sunah artinya dikerjakan mendapat pahala , tidak dikerjakan ya.. tidak dapat apa apa). Dan sudah ada sejak nabi Ibrahim Alaihissalam .Ibrahim bapak para nabi , Ibrahim Bapak para nabi.  Pada perayaan idul adha ini mereka ada di daerah dan keluarga den bagus. mereka bertiga menjadi panitia bersama panitia lainya, karena muda dan energic mereka ditugaskan mencari kambing jantan dipasar kambing dan mereka mendapatkanya, 10 ekor kambing jantan.beberapa hari kemudian acara pemotonganpun dimulai. Tapi berhubung kabayan punya tekanan darah rendah biasa pingsanketika melihat darah,secara diam diam kabayan   meninggalkan tempat dan bersembunyi sampai acara pemotongan selesai ,

           Ketika proses pengulitan dan pemotongan bagian angota badan kambing selesai, kabayan baru nongol, itupun malah nongkrong sambil memperhatikan anggota badan kambing.😮

           Dul melihat hal tersebut menjadi tidak sabar dan berkomentar😳.

Dul : kabayan.. cepat kerjakan, kita harus mengemasnya menjadi 200 bungkus dan membagikan pada yang berhak .😠

sambil garuk garuk ketek kabayan ngomong.

Kabayan: 10 ekor kambing dipotong tapi namanya kantut dan bunjut kenapa tidak ada?😩

Dul: kabayan mau? Tadi kemana ajah! Kurang gesit sih .. itukan bagian panitia.

Kabayan: saya juga panitia.  

Den bagus mendengar percakapan mereka den bagus berkata

Den bagus:ada apa nih ribut ribut  

Dul: kabayan nyari kantut dan bunjut kambing, dia kagak kebagian.

Den bagus: he..he..he..😆😆😆 huruf alfabetnya terbalik tuh J dulu baru T.

Kabayan: takut kena sensor...

Dul: yaiyalah.. , lagian ngangon kambing juga kagak......waktu lagi butuh banyak tenaga juga malah ngumpet....sekarang datang tiba tiba  terus malah nanya itu................kamu kenapa yang diaudit anggota badan kambing ?. coba jadi pegawai BPKP.. keren hebat! Pergi jauh ke yangon , yang diaudit KBRI. Ha..ha..ha..  kabayan jauh jauh kesini yang diaudit kambing ! anggota badan kambing….

Den bagus: he..he..he..😅😅😅

  

selesai pembagian, mereka makan sate bersama, ada juga yang memanfaatkan empedu kambing untuk penawar racun dengan cara di telan. “ sambil nyate dul masih menggoda kabayan”.

Dul: kabayan jangan kebanyakan , nanti ada yang stand up.

Kabayan: ha..ha..ha..   iya…   saya suka stand up comedy.

Dul: ngomong sama kabayan banyak gak nyambung, jaka sembung lewat rawayan.😇😛

Den bagus: maksudnya?

Dul: kagak nyambung kabayan.

STAND UP COMEDY

Kabayan: “akhir akhir ini stand up comedy makin digemari ada Dodit yang slow, dan David yang fast…..

Den Bagus: Because everyone enjoys a good laugh. Laughter is more than just an enjoyable activity. It is very beneficial to the body and mind. It is the best stress management strategy, because it doesnot cost a cent and it is highly contagious,laughter also helps reduce pain and allow muscles to relax.There are 3 advantages: physical, psychological and social advantages.

Dul: Physical advantages, for the circulatory system, laughter is exceptionally good for our hearts. It increases circulation and improves the delivery of oxygen and nutrients to tissues throughout the body. Good laughter will help decrease blood pressure and strengthen the heart muscles, especially for those who can’t get up and walk or jog, or do other kinds of cardiac exercise regularly. For the respiratory system, frequent laughter increases the concentration of immunoglobulin A in saliva, resulting in decreasing respiratory problem such as asthma, bronchitis and sinusitis. When we laugh, actually we do lung diaphragm exercise. The chest movement when we laugh empties the lungs of more air than they take in which results in a cleansing effect in much the some way that an act  of deep breathing does. For the immune system can benefit much from laughter. Laughter increases the number and activity level of natural killer cells that attack virus infected cells and a variety of both tumor and cancer cells. Laughter also encourages an increase in activated T cells [T lymphocytes], which often is inactive until something awakens them to action. For the hormones, laughter reduces the level of stress hormones like cortisol, epinephrine [adrenaline] dopamine and growth hormone. It also increases the level of health enhancing hormones like endorphins and neurotransmitters. Laughter increases the number of antibody producing cells and enhances the effectiveness of T cells, all this means a stronger immune system, as well as fewer physical effects of stress.

Den Bagus: Psychological advantages, laughter supports a healthy psychological condition. It gives positive effects to emotional aspects such as perceived control, optimism, and acceptance of limitations. It also encourages out-of-the-ordinary ways of looking at things that will help us to find solutions to our problems.

Dul: Social advantages, laughter which is very a socially unifying trait, connects us with others. It brings people together and makes them feel part of something larger than themselves. As laughter is contagious, we can most likely help others around us to laugh more, and get the benefits oflaughter as well. Sharing laughter together will break down barriers and tense situations. It can chase away lonely feelings and strengthen the bond among friends. Gimana……….sudah jelas…….

Kabayan: Iya, terimakasih…..