Minggu, 25 Januari 2015

WOOD

Kabayan:☺"We have a lot of woods because there are a lot of rainforests in tropical areas. Indonesia is tropical areas, tropical areas have two seasons: wet and dry season. During the wet season, rainforests receive a lot of rain and so do they in the dry season. In the dry season, the water in the ground evaporates and becomes clouds, when the clouds get heavy, they fall to the ground and become rain. We usually have rain from november to march.

Dul:"itu sebabnya rumah adat Indonesia berbahan dasar kayu, rumah asli Indonesia luas...bisa menampung beberapa kepala keluarga dan anggota anggotanya.

Selasa, 13 Januari 2015

TAMAN MINI INDONESIA INDAH

Dul : "we have Taman Mini Indonesia Indah. The miniature of Indonesia. It is located in Jakarta. If you visit it, you will see many kinds of traditional houses from all region in Indonesia, and all of the ethnics. They have different shapes and architectures. Some of them are built on pillars., some of them are not.

Den bagus:"the material of the traditional house is that they are made of wood, because wood was very easy to get in the forest many years ago. The recent years people don't live  in traditional houses anymore now.

Kabayan:"They are not suitable; besides, the teak wood is very expensive. NOWADAY, it is difficut to us to get the traditional houses in towns or villages .

Dul : kenapa yan.... pengen rumah sendiri .?

Kabayan:"I hope...it is  easy to us to get modern house

Jumat, 26 Desember 2014

DIET DUIT

Den bagus:"yang bener kalimatnya begini yan.....
                      Pekerjaan banyak ..penghasilan sedikit
                      Tas besar......amplop kecil
                      Kantong depan celana panjang penuh
                      Kantong samping dan belakangnya kosong
Kabayan : " gimana caranya agar tetap exist"....?

Dul           :".Nyai gua suka nasehatin gini... "tong! lu banyakin
                    Puasa, solat malam, demen ke masjid, lu mesti dzikir
                    Malam kalau lu inget si cantik gebetan lu..." coba
                    Lu pikir tong... penghasilan lu jadi berkah......
                    ........lu bisa diet duit........

Minggu, 14 Desember 2014

TAMAN SAFARI

Den Bagus : "an exiting experience, kok ya aku ga diajak?

Kabayan:"Kan belum ketemu kita,.....untungnya aku juga lihat orang utan dan gorila lainnya yang lagi jingkrak jingkrak sambil minum sari jeruk langsung dari buahnya, jadi bisa berbalas balasan dengan Dul.

Dul lihat tingkahnya seperti kamu baru dapat uang gede dari babe"

Dul:"Bisa aja yan....."
But we frightened when the lions climbed over the bus.
The bus took about an hour around the park and we felt it was a little time, we thought it was an exiting experience

Selasa, 25 November 2014

        😁HANDICRAFT  FROM NATURAL RESOURCES😅


DUL: "gara gara kabayan ngomongin stand up comedy, kita jadi ngomongin cara ngilangin stress, katanya kabayan pernah stress ya? Kenapa? Tinggalin ama pacar ?  Ooo... pacarmu menikah duluan kan?

KABAYAN: " BUKAN KARENA ITU" yang pasti waktu itu, saya sangat jauh dengan Allah,  hati pikiran dan perasaan saya  dipenuhi oleh benda benda ciptaan Allah, sehingga cobaan sekecil apapun jadi nampak sangat besar, saya mencoba lari dri kenyataan. Contohnya ya...

DEN BAGUS: "IYA APA?"

KABAYAN: "Saya menganggap dia segalanya dalam hidup saya, setiap tarikan nafas yang terasa ada dia selalu membayangi setiap langkah.
 yang  ada dimata saya adalah dia, jadi waktu saya ke Bali membawa cinderamata berupa handicraft from natural resources untuk pacar saya, itupun karena saya ingin memberikan yang unik  yang terbaik menurut saya, dan ternyata sangat berbeda menurut dia,saya anggap cinderamata itu sangat berharga mengandung karya seni bernilai tinggi dan tidak bisa dirupiahkan, unik dan langka, saya lihat yang sangat berminat pada cinderamata itu mereka yang berasal dari negara dengan 4 musim, summer, autumn, winter and spring, wow.. kerreen..!"

DUL:"SO WHAT" Kamu membelinya untuk pacarmu?"

KABAYAN:" Of course! lalu saya stress gara gara handicraft from natural resources itu dikembalikan kepada saya ketika kami putus.😭 "Saya memang lebai seperti anak smp bbman ditolak,lalu frustasi..! Lama lama   Ahirnya saya tau yang diinginkannya cincin mas dan liburan ke luar negri yang punya 4 musim. Terlambat.......semuanya sudah berahir.

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DEN BAGUS: lho kok.. cenderamata darimu sampe dibalikin lagi......?
Jadi penasaran....... apa bentuknya..?

KABAYAN:"oh.....bentuknya?......ituuu.....UKIRAN KERAJINAN TANGAN DARI BATOK KELAPA"😅😅

DUL  : "😂😂😂

Selasa, 18 November 2014

STAND UP COMEDY 3

Kabayan: further research by Dean Mobbs, then at Atanford University in California, uncovered a second point of activity in the brain limbic system-assosiated with dopamine release and reward processing_which may explain the pleasure felt once you "get" the joke. Examining one particular part of the limbic system- the vental striatum was especially reveling, as its level of the activity corresponded with the perceived funniness of ajoke. Say Mobbs: "it is the same region that involved in many different types of reward,from drugs, sex and our favourite music. Now at the MRC cognition and Brain Sciences Unit in Cambridge, UK: "humour thuas taps into basic reward systems that are important to our survivl .

Dul: Yet humour is a far more multifaceted process than primeval presures like food, in addition to the two core processes of getting the joke and feelinf good about it, jokes also activate regions of the frontal and cingulate cortex, which are linked with association formation, learninf and decision-making. The tem also foind hightened activity in the anterior cingulate cortex-regions that are only present in humans and, in a less developed form, great apes . Indeed, the fact that "these region are involved suggests that humour is an advanced ability which may have only evolved in early humans, sus watson, who conducted rhe research.

Den bagus: No two brains are the same , however, and how these differences are reflected in our sense of humour is the subject of much research .