KABAYAN AS BADUT ISTANA

                Pulang dari taman sriwedari, sesudah nonton wayang orang …,Kabayan bermimpi, dalam tidurnya Kabayan berubah, jadi mamang lengser yang lucu (badut istana), disebuah kerajaan kepulauan,Dul temannya, menjadi kepala pengawal, Den bagus yang juga temannya menjadi raja.

                Kabayan sering diminta menghibur di kerajaan menjadi badut istana. Raja dan semua orang yang ada di Kerajaan tersebut sangat terhibur👏👍 oleh  kecerdikannya dan komentar komentarnya yang cerdas. Kabayan/badut istana/mamang lengser disukai dan dihormati oleh raja dan semua orang, puguh kabayan tea beuki ngabodor,suka pake baju kondor dan kedodoran….molor….ngelonjor….nyosor…

                Suatu hari kabayan tergoda untuk mencoba kenyamanan singgasana raja, 😋itu terjadi karena sangat seringnya singgasana ditinggalkan raja dan tanpa pikir panjang lagi kabayan langsung bertengger di atas singgasana sambil ngomong”…..mumpung singgasana singgasini kosong…..sang raja lagi blusukan….”

                Tentu saja hal itu mengundang kemarahan kepala pengawal: “Heh..! lu nyelongcong banget…turun..!!!! 😨
para pengawal segera memukuli kàbayan /mamang lengser. Suara teriakan kesakitan kabayan/mamang lengser yang dipukuli bertubi tubi oleh para pengawal terdengar oleh raja. Raja sangat kaget karena kegaduhan itu berasal dari ruang singgasana ,dan lebih terperanjat lagi ketika melihat para pengawal sedang memukuli     kabayan....................................................mamang lengser badut kesayangannya                                                                                                                                                                         
  Melihat hal tersebut raja berteriak kaget: “mengapa kalian memukulinya?”            
"tinggalkan dia sendiri! Cepat..!  "

     Kepala pengawal memberi  penjelasan pada raja: “ampun tuanku baginda raja…kami memergoki badut ini sedang duduk di singgasana, baginda…. . Tapi raja malah membentak para pengawal: “ keluar! Pergi ! tinggalkan ruangan ini!  Saya yakin mamang lengser tidak bermaksud menghina rajanya!” sesudah para pengawal pergi, mamang lengser si badut istana masih saja terus menangis dan meratap.                                                                                                     Raja menjadi geram: “sudah jangan nangis terus. Berisik!”        "CENGENG"                                  Dari kecil lebai mu ga ilang ilang...kamu inget...? Dilempar biji kacang nagis ngegaor, dilempar sumbu singkong nagis dilantai nendang nendang..sampe sekarang masih juga berisik...........kabayan kamu masih menangisi kejadian tadi?”   
                  
sambil sesenggukan kabayan menjawab: 
“ ampun tuanku raja, saya tidak sedang menangisi diri saya lagi, tapi saya sedang menangisi tuanku raja. …..”                                                                                                                                            
 Raja berseru kaget: “ menangisi saya….?”

Kabayan memberi penjelasan: “ iya…..jika saya saja yang hanya beberapa  menit duduk di singgasana mendapat pukulan yang sangat buruk…….lalu berapa banyak pukulan pukulan yang sudah diderita tuanku,sepanjang tahun selama tuanku berada disinggasana….                                                                                                                           mendengar penjelasan kabayan, raja jadi tertawa, sedangkan kabayan masih terus....tersedu sedu.............   menangis………terus menangis…………….sampai terbangun dari tidurnya……..masih sambil menangis

Syukurlah untung Cuma mimpi dipukuli, lalu kabayan mandi mau sholat subuh………………………………………………………………

KAMPUNG BESAR

Not every villager enjoys the natural life.Some of them find that life is quite backward.They want to improve their lives. They move to big cities to start a new life. Of course, some of them successful, but many of them are not. For those who are not successful, living in big city like Jakarta is really terrible. They are jobless and homeless because they do not have skill needed in urban areas. They live in the slums of the city. There are many slum areas and beggars, there are many social problems happened. Many of them commit crimes to survive their life. They were fighting for food and a little money. It is a view of the poor’s life. Pembagian zakat, pembagian daging qurban, pembagian bantuan bencana dan pembagian gratis lainnya……semrawut…….brantakan……berdesak-desakan…..

 Actually no one wants to damage his life and very rare for someone who takes his life for granted. Almost all people struggle for life and welfare, because welfare is a wellbeing or comfort and happiness. Welfare isn’t only     a matter of physical fulfillment, but also psychological welfare. Having a comfortable home- not only a beautiful house. It gives another quality of welfare, that is having a happy family. And this kind of family has bricks, a home is built from love. A home is built from love….actually it isn’t enough. It needs healthy habit because unhealthy  habit lead to MALNUTRITION. For example: a little boy of three years old was crying for a pack of snack when a street vendor passed by a small alley in a dense dwellings in central Jakarta. He was grabbing his mother’s hand begging badly to satisfy his childhood desires. Unwilling to see her beloved little boy crying, the mother just fulfilled his demand. Cheap snacks attempt children like no other food. They look good and taste good, too. A pack of crackers or dry noodle that cost less than one thousand rupiahs, the snack  too often worked well for many parents to calm down their children. No wonder that many parents spend money on this tantalizing food rather than on milk and other such nutritious fare.

The major factor in malnutrition wasn’t only POVERTY, but a lack of public awareness about proper nutrition. In choosing the type of food have two choices: inorganic processed food and organic unprocessed food. A wise decision should include consideration of allegations that processed foods containing chemicals are proven to be toxic. It also states that the vitamin content is greatly reduced in processed foods.

A narrower classification of health food is natural food. This term is used to distinguish between types of the same food, fresh fruit is natural food, but canned fruit with sugars and other addictive is not one. The most precise term of all and the narrowest classification within health food is organic food, used to describe food that has been grown on a particular kind of farm. Fruit and vegetable that are grown in gardens treated only with organic vertilizers are organic food. They are neither sprayed with poisonous insecticides nor refined after harvest. Health food is general term  applied to all kinds of foods. Those are considered more healthful than the types of foods widely sold.

Hal lain yang terdapat di kampung besar adalah nyamuk. Sure they have seen mosquitoes, when they’re sleeping the mosquitoes often annoy them. The mosquitoes buzz around their ears. Actually mosquito is a type of fly. The mosquito has a mouth which is like a needle . It is used for biting human skin they suck the blood through the needle like mouth. This can cause an itchy spot on their skin. When the mosquito carries a disease for example: dengue fever . It is one of the most dangerous disease in the world. It is the endemic in most tropical countries of the South Passific, Asia, The Carribean, The American and Africans. It rapidly spreads in most tropical urban areas of the world, it means people in these areas have high risks of infections of this disease. It is caused by a virus. The virus is transmitted into humans by the bite of infected mosquitoes, usually aedes aegypty. In other words, the disease cannot be spreads directly from person to person.

The disease  is characterized by high fever, severe headache, backache joint and muscle pains. Sometimes many patients get nausea, vomiting and rash on arms, face and legs. There is no specific treatment of the disease. The mosquitoes can spread the disease to the other people since very  cold and dry areas. The female mosquitoes bite people to get blood as nutrition. With this blood, they can produce and lay eggs. Dan tentu saja siapapun yang tidur akan terganggu dengan adanya para nyamuk perempuan tersebut.                                                   Demikian juga Kabayan yang kelelahan setelah membetulkan motor yang sering mogok. Para nyamuk perempuan berdemonstrasi menyuarakan nyanyian nyanyian …….ngeung…..ngeung……ngeung……ngeung…..di dekat telinga kabayan yang ngantuk kelelahan. Kabayan heran tau dari mana para nyamuk perempuan tersebut, bahwa telinga bisa mendengar….dan …. Telinga letaknya dekat muka….kan mereka ngga baca buku……..                         Kabayan nyengir…..ooooo mereka demonstrasi karena ngga dapat jatah…. Kabayan sudah mengoleskan lotion anti nyamuk.                                                                                                                                                                          Kabayan bergumam”muk…..nyamuk……kalau mau gigit ya gigit aja…berisik amat sih… saya ngantuk mau tidur….nyanyi nyanyi terus, mending nyanyianmu enak didengar dan bervariasi, rege, dangdut, jazz, lagu daerah, pop, rock, wah lebih enak lagi lagu keroncong…buat pengantar tidur…….waduh perutku keroncongan belum diisi…..” Nyamuk…kasihani saya dong, saya sudah anemia, jarang makan daging…malah kamu minta darah saya… dasar nyamuk ngga mikir” “ hai para nyamuk baru dengar suaramu saja,kaki dan tangan saya gatal duluan”. Lalu kabayan melanjutkan ngomong sendiri sambil tidur ngantuk: Ah…. Mendingan liburan depan ganti suasana baru…ikut ajakan Den bagus orang solo….wisata ke kotanya.

KABAYAN HAD GONE ASTRAY

Kabayan lived in the village fifteen years ago.The village is peaceful and the air is fresh.So living there is good for health. The people living in the village know one another. They often get together when there is one who needs help on special occasion especially.

However Kabayan left village to get job in the big city. Kabayan wanted to get better earnings. In big city Kabayan could continue study to higher education.

Singkatnya Kabayan tiba di Jakarta. Kabayan melihaat banyak terminal dan mencoba coba menaiki mobil yang kearah  mana saja, ada yang kernetnya nyaring berteriak “RAMBUTAN!” “RAMBUTAN!” Kabayan naik mobil tersebut  mobil terus melaju lama sampai kabayan terkantuk-kantuk lalu dikagetkan dengar suara kernet “BANG!” rambutan habis!” Kabayan celingukan turun, dan bertanya dalam hati …mana rambutannya… ngga ada..boro-boro… pohon rambutan ngga ada… apalagi buahnya. Kabayan mencoba lagi naik mobil lain kemana mana diantaranya ke kembangan, kebon nanas, kebon jeruk, pondok cabe, pondok labu, pondok aren, sampe mangga dua. Kabayan menggerutu….semua nama hasil kebun,sawah,nama buah…tapi mana…yang ada malah aliran mobil yang merayap dijalan raya,belantara gedung-gedung dan lautan manusia.

Pengalaman pertama tersebut Kabayan ceritakan pada Dul sahabatnya, Dul tersenyum.                                                           Kabayan: gorong-gorong banyak sekali, luas, terutama dibawah gedung bertingkat, yang mengherankan saya isinya      bukan air tapi mobil berderet-deret banyak.

Dul: Kabayan… itu namanya BASEMENT bukan GORONG-GORONG. (Dul menahan tawa)

Kabayan: Dan baru-baru ini waktu ada banjir di Jakarta, saya kena macet dijalan,berjam-jam motor saya tidak ber          gerak di jalan raya,dan mesin motor tetap dihidupkan lalu motor didepan saya cari celah,lewat jalan tikus                saya ikuti daripada diam berjam-jam dijalan raya,beberapa motor yang mengikuti terus melajumengikuti          alur jalan tikus, malah berujung di jalan buntu, terpaksa balik lagi.

(Dul menyeringai menahan ledakan tawa)     

Kabayan: Hari kedua , berangkat lagi, kena macet lagi, dan diam berjam-jam di jalan raya, maju kena..mundur kena       banjirnya belum surut , motor depan saya cari celah lewat jalan tikus saya ikuti daripada berjam-jam                         di jalan raya terus mengikuti alura jalan tikus lalu…ternyata dia masuk ke pekarangan rumahnya sendiri,          masa iya saya ikutan masuk juga, kan bukan rumah saya, ya udah saya balik lagi.

(Dul meledakkan tawanya)

More and more people live in big city.Many people work in factories and offices.They cannot grow their own food. They have to buy it.They also need money for many other things, houses, transport, electricity and entertainment.  Kabayan could also get various entertainment and better information.Big city really attracted Kabayan to come and stay.